Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider

[line of people talking] "hey man, let me in there first"
-"go ahead man, take it easy"
"thanks, i really gotta pee"

[open door, close door] [unzip pants] [start pissin……….groaning….] "oh man"
[…..] "ohhh yeah"
[…..] "ahhhh"
[……stop briefly] "ahh"

[start pissing again..] "oh man"
[……..] "oh man"
[……………] "oh man"
[…….gets louder] "oh man"
[……….and louder] "oh man!!"
[…………as loud as a hose] "oh man!!! oh.."
[………..] "oh no!"
[……..] "oh man!"
[……………slows down] "ahhh"
[stops] "ahhhhhh…there ya go"

[fart! starts pissing loudly again] "oh! oh man!"
[…………..] "oh my god!"

[banging on the door] [pissing slows down to dribble] "i’ll be out in a minute!"
[….dribbling…] "oh..oh my"
[stops] "oh…oh thank god"

[zips up pants] [pisses in pants] "awwww man!"

[people laughing] -"hey man, you pissed in your pants"
"i know"
-"so did i"
"i guess that makes us piss pals"
[horrible annoying laughter] [rasberry]